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Holiday Crow (If It Makes You Merry)

by Memorial Gore

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as heard on Jon Solomon's 25-hour Christmas Marathon 2016

lyrics:

[verse]
north pole's far, far away from here
he puts on a red coat, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
his snowy white beard fills me with cheer

we went caroling (soft rock jingles)
multicolored light bulbs blinking in cycles
walking in a winter wonderland

[pre-chorus]
well, okay, he's just made up
but leave cookies and milk in a cup

[chorus]
if it makes you merry
then have some more ham
if it makes you merry
then silver bells, feliz navidad

[verse]
how's he get down the chimney though?
frosty window pane, trip on the toy train
well, who are all these presents for?

he comes around atop a red sleigh
mistletoe overhead, houses of gingerbread
hope there's no coal in my stocking again

[pre-chorus]
well okay, i still get stoned
i'm not the misses claus you take home

[chorus x 2]

[spoken]
on dasher,
on dancer
on prancer, c'mon
on blitzen, you too
on donner,
and, uhhh, dasher, yeah
prancer,
vixen get over here
don't think i forgot about you rudolph

[verse]
sippin nog, yule log burning here
put on pajamas, kiss goodnight to grandma
i'm waiting for the big jolly man

[pre-chorus]
well okay, his list is long
you're on it if you've done nothing wrong

[chorus x 2]

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released February 25, 2017

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Memorial Gore Brooklyn, New York

william f buckley, jr debates gore vidal on the pulaski bridge; the murky waters of newtown creek swiftly rise up and swallow them whole.

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